On the Boulevard
by John L. Smith

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     On the Boulevard brings together the best writing of Las Vegas' most popular columnist, the Las Vegas Review-Journal's John L. Smith. Smith provides singular insights into the fast, fluid, and often funny town he's chronicled for nearly 20 years. Subjects include: Las Vegas mayor and Mob mouthpiece Oscar Goodman, legendary slot cheat Bill Land, and seldom-chronicled gambling icons such as Mel Exber (Las Vegas Club), Si Redd (IGT), and Big Julie Weintraub ('60s junket operator).

Snippets from the Boulevard

Perils of Parenting
    Winnie the Pooh crept into my daughter’s life subtly. But recently, the Pooh problem grew acute when my wife brought home a potty trainer. My daughter’s trouble is semantic, I suspect. After all, when we say “poo,” she hears “Pooh.” “No honey,” I said. “Not Pooh. Poo. Put poo in the potty.” Amelia shrugged and ambled off across the room. She returned a minute later with her stuffed Winnie under one arm, grinned at me, and jammed the willy-nilly silly old bear headfirst into the toilet. That’s my girl.

Dog Day
     When a dog from hell began barking from inside the radiator of my gasping Mazda, I guessed something was amiss. After only 133,457 miles, the pock-marked pickup became demon possessed. I took the barking as an omen and gunned into the parking lot of an AM/PM market. Water, I thought. The little fella needs water. Or oil. Or, more likely, last rites. So I tried water, oil, chanting. Nothing worked. The hound howled from under the hood and the truck cab filled with white smoke. Finally, the engine belched like a frat house after a beer bust, then caught one last time. I slammed into first and traveled a quarter-mile before the pickup expired like a baritone bowser.

Tortoise Tribulation
     Beyond angering some and profiting others, the plight of the lovable desert tortoise has also helped reveal a few of the absurd ironies at work in our society. To wit, the Department of Energy is placing “Caution Tortoises” signs in choice locations at the Nevada Test Site. The signs warn truck-driving workers to be careful when steering in tortoise territory. Unless I missed something, the Test Site also has a long history of exploding atomic bombs and conducting research that would curl a tortoise’s hair, if he had any. It seems a little late to go around hammering tortoise-crossing signs into the desert. If the Test Site desert tortoise can survive four decades of atomic blasts, radiation, leaks, and government bureaucrats, chances are good it can endure a Ford pickup.

Street Life
     Herb Blitzstein liked to talk about leaving Las Vegas, about building a bankroll and escaping the heat on the street. He would move somewhere his face and reputation weren’t so notorious, somewhere the mention of his name didn’t make the cops’ mouth foam. But Blitzstein know he would never leave Las Vegas, just as he know he would never really quit the street life. The town was in his blood, and the memories of his heyday as the right-hand man of Chicago mob tough Anthony Spilotro were in his head. More than a decade after Spilotro’s grisly demise, Blitzstein died violently, shot in the head. The town that was in his blood finally had seen it spilled.



Reviews/Media Mentions:

Blackjack Confidential, KNPR, Gaming Today, Las Vegas CityLife, L.A. Times, L.A. Daily News


“You don’t have to be from Las Vegas to love John Smith’s writing. These are essays for all seasons. I love every one of the them.”
   —Al Martinez, L.A. Times columnist and author of The Last City Room

“A fascinating look behind the hype, neon, and glitz of Vegas …”
   —Dennis McCarthy, L.A. Daily News columnist

“… a writer at work.”
   —James J. Kilpatrick, “Writer’s Art”

On the Boulevard